What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 09:03

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why are men today so pussiefied?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.